Mushfoot

Buddha had a mushfoot
his soul was semi-soft
Buddha had a mushfoot
he sat all day and thought

Moses was a stoner
he liked to smoke the kush
Moses was a stoner
he saw the burning bush

Lakshmi had eight arms
she liked to lend a hand
Lakshmi had eight arms
and just that many friends

Jesus was a good guy
he solved a thing or two
Jesus was a good guy
the world's most famous Jew